[IC CONTACT]

[synonymouswithdookie]

You've reached Ray's phone. Good for you. Clearly I haven't answered said phone, so you're just going to have to leave a message. Suck it up, princess.

Comments

[detectivetroll]

good. that's good, yeah, you guys'll stop me. okay. okay we're good.

[synonymouswithdookie]

damn righ we will and it will be amazing

man you sound like you need a hug go make your scruffy boyfriend give you a hug

[detectivetroll]

i get hugs from him all the time. maybe i want a hug from you huh did you evere think pf that?

[synonymouswithdookie]

so just how drunk are you right now?

[detectivetroll]

Ii lost track of the beers actually. the bills gonna dbe a surprise

[synonymouswithdookie]

You dipshit

need a ride home?

[detectivetroll]

nah i;m
robably good

but next time remind me i already learend drinknig alone was lame

[synonymouswithdookie]

you can't even spell words i think you need a ride

super lame dude you are the lamest. but that's what we like about you.

[detectivetroll]

yujis cominog ill be good. unless you want to come too and make it a party

you like that im lame what

[synonymouswithdookie]

are you sure hes coming or did your drunken brain just imagine that

don't question it