[IC CONTACT]

[synonymouswithdookie]

You've reached Ray's phone. Good for you. Clearly I haven't answered said phone, so you're just going to have to leave a message. Suck it up, princess.

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[detectivetroll]

[SORRY BRO having friends means no doing stupid things in the hospital.]

...metal things. Right. Are they causing you problems? Do they, uh, do anything?

[synonymouswithdookie]

[DUMB FRIENDS SO DUMB]

Like, little metal... ports? That egg thing I got a while back is supposed to plug into them, I think. Aaand I kind of think that might be important at some point. Sherman confiscated it. I need it back.

[detectivetroll]

[FRIENDS ARE THE ANTI-DUMB]

Okay. That.. I can manage that. Probably. Maybe during the chaos, or once things settle down a little.

[synonymouswithdookie]

[THAT ISN'T ACCURATE AT ALL]

Thanks. I don't mean to be a pain in the ass but... but thanks.

[detectivetroll]

[100% ACCURATE RAY.]

Dude. I'm pretty sure most of the time you love being a pain in the ass. ...but you're welcome. I'll, uh. See what I can do to make them shut up about the antenna, too.

[synonymouswithdookie]

[NO]

Dude.

You're right, but this time I don't want to be a pain int the ass. I really owe you.

[detectivetroll]

[what no don't say stuff like that.]

Dude. You're... one of my best friends, all right, you don't owe me anything.

[synonymouswithdookie]

In that case, can you smuggle a burger in for me?

[detectivetroll]

[That gets a laugh.]

Yeah, I can manage that. Fries or onion rings?