[IC CONTACT]

[synonymouswithdookie]

You've reached Ray's phone. Good for you. Clearly I haven't answered said phone, so you're just going to have to leave a message. Suck it up, princess.

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[sassymaru]

A gold ingot...? How on Earth is he going to clear that?

[Because sudden surplus of cash is going to perk someone's interest. Probably IRS.]

So... if you want to keep going... you're welcome to.

[That's fine, he'll play with Ray's hair then.]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Uh. Magic?

[oooooor some kind of fraud i mean they're both the same thing]

Oh I plan to. Unless the cat steps on my nuts again or something.

[sassymaru]

Magic. Right. Just... be careful, please.

[He worries about you asshole.]

Good. Do that. Then rest.

[synonymouswithdookie]

I'm always careful. I'm super careful.

I mean I can't back that up, but I like to pretend it's true.

[sassymaru]

I'll pretend with you, for the duration of this conversation.

[aka: humoring you.]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Hell yes, imagination.

Oh, and remind me to call my mom back. She texted me like nine million times while I was in the hospital.

[sassymaru]

Of course. I will as soon as you're awake again.

[More hair pets are go.]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Mmmff.

[Ray WAS going to try to think up more things to bitch about but you know what hair pets are nice. just watch the antennae. or fuck with them Ray is beyond the point of caring.]

[sassymaru]

[No he'll avoid them.]

Just rest for now.