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[synonymouswithdookie]

You've reached Ray's phone. Good for you. Clearly I haven't answered said phone, so you're just going to have to leave a message. Suck it up, princess.

Comments

[synonymouswithdookie]

wat





look just because past you was a cereal killer doesnt mean you are


serial not cereal

[detectivetroll]

i am a cereal killer like every morning but that's not the piont

i'm already showing the signs it's literally in my blood

[synonymouswithdookie]

blood

explain

[detectivetroll]

i can kill people with my blood

well make it easier to kill them

[synonymouswithdookie]

well that's creepy

how does it work, you just bleed on them?

[detectivetroll]

being a serial killer's pretty creepy man

yeah. or maybe they have to drink it i'm not sure

[synonymouswithdookie]

well you're not one now dude

is it like magic blood or poison blood

[detectivetroll]

not yet

depends on if you think turning people human is magic or poison

[synonymouswithdookie]

hey if im not going to turn into an evil alien hell bent on the annihilation of mankind or something then youre not going to turn into a serial killer

is turning people human a BAD thing?

[detectivetroll]

...okay. deal. lets make a pack

no. not right now. but it depends on what you do after you turn them human

[synonymouswithdookie]

sure pact that sounds good

as long as you don't kill them then you're ok ok?

[detectivetroll]

we nhave to seal it with a beer some other time because i think ive had too many already

yeah. yeah i guess, for now

[synonymouswithdookie]

yes good too much beer tonight you've had enough we'll do it some other time

look dude its fine there are plenty of people who wont let you do something batshit insane ok. dont worrrrry

[detectivetroll]

good. that's good, yeah, you guys'll stop me. okay. okay we're good.

[synonymouswithdookie]

damn righ we will and it will be amazing

man you sound like you need a hug go make your scruffy boyfriend give you a hug

[detectivetroll]

i get hugs from him all the time. maybe i want a hug from you huh did you evere think pf that?

[synonymouswithdookie]

so just how drunk are you right now?

[detectivetroll]

Ii lost track of the beers actually. the bills gonna dbe a surprise

[synonymouswithdookie]

You dipshit

need a ride home?

[detectivetroll]

nah i;m
robably good

but next time remind me i already learend drinknig alone was lame

[synonymouswithdookie]

you can't even spell words i think you need a ride

super lame dude you are the lamest. but that's what we like about you.

[detectivetroll]

yujis cominog ill be good. unless you want to come too and make it a party

you like that im lame what

[synonymouswithdookie]

are you sure hes coming or did your drunken brain just imagine that

don't question it