[IC CONTACT]

[synonymouswithdookie]

You've reached Ray's phone. Good for you. Clearly I haven't answered said phone, so you're just going to have to leave a message. Suck it up, princess.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

Not really. I'll eat anything.

[goodness me.

ooc: WOO HOO]

[detectivetroll]

[SORRY BRO having friends means no doing stupid things in the hospital.]

...metal things. Right. Are they causing you problems? Do they, uh, do anything?

[synonymouswithdookie]

[DUMB FRIENDS SO DUMB]

Like, little metal... ports? That egg thing I got a while back is supposed to plug into them, I think. Aaand I kind of think that might be important at some point. Sherman confiscated it. I need it back.

[detectivetroll]

[FRIENDS ARE THE ANTI-DUMB]

Okay. That.. I can manage that. Probably. Maybe during the chaos, or once things settle down a little.

[synonymouswithdookie]

[THAT ISN'T ACCURATE AT ALL]

Thanks. I don't mean to be a pain in the ass but... but thanks.

[detectivetroll]

[100% ACCURATE RAY.]

Dude. I'm pretty sure most of the time you love being a pain in the ass. ...but you're welcome. I'll, uh. See what I can do to make them shut up about the antenna, too.

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[sassymaru]

just thought id check in

see how you were doing

so

how r u

[synonymouswithdookie]

[NO]

Dude.

You're right, but this time I don't want to be a pain int the ass. I really owe you.

[detectivetroll]

[what no don't say stuff like that.]

Dude. You're... one of my best friends, all right, you don't owe me anything.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

everything itches and/or aches and i haven't had a cigarette in weeks and all i do is sleep

so doing pretty well considering

[synonymouswithdookie]

In that case, can you smuggle a burger in for me?

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[sassymaru]

sleeping is probably good

what about

you know

aside from physical stuff :(

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[synonymouswithdookie]

not


great

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[sassymaru]

do u want to talk

or

go to vegas or

something

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[synonymouswithdookie]

lol

yes all of the above

srsly though idk i'm not good at talking

i mean i'm really good at TALKING but not at talking about

some stuff i guess

text;

[sassymaru]

i have vacation days

im serious about vegas

i could bring you booze and just i dunno listen to you say words

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[synonymouswithdookie]

you know what lets do it lets do vegas

it's just a bunch of ISSUES stuff are you sure you wanna sit through it

text;

[sassymaru]

when you feel up to it we will do vegas we will do all of vegas

旦那

i said i loved you that means i sit through isseus ok

thats what you do

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[synonymouswithdookie]

hell yes we are going to bend vegas over the table

and do vegas

ok ok that's legit. you're too good to me

text;

[sassymaru]

just for that im coming over with a nametag that says "vegas" ok

no im just stupidly infatuated with u

so

im here when you want

and need

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[synonymouswithdookie]

sure you be vegas that would save money on plane tickets

babe i love you you're the best

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[sassymaru]

but then we couldnt join mile high club

thats what boyfriends are for right?

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[synonymouswithdookie]

yeah we're not doing that anyway that's ridiculous

but yes that's what boyfriends are for

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[sassymaru]

but why its fun

yes it is

im home now if you want

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[synonymouswithdookie]

you and your weird sex

yes yes that sounds rad