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[synonymouswithdookie]

You've reached Ray's phone. Good for you. Clearly I haven't answered said phone, so you're just going to have to leave a message. Suck it up, princess.

Comments

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[sassymaru]

sleeping is probably good

what about

you know

aside from physical stuff :(

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[synonymouswithdookie]

not


great

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[sassymaru]

do u want to talk

or

go to vegas or

something

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[synonymouswithdookie]

lol

yes all of the above

srsly though idk i'm not good at talking

i mean i'm really good at TALKING but not at talking about

some stuff i guess

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[sassymaru]

i have vacation days

im serious about vegas

i could bring you booze and just i dunno listen to you say words

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[synonymouswithdookie]

you know what lets do it lets do vegas

it's just a bunch of ISSUES stuff are you sure you wanna sit through it

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[sassymaru]

when you feel up to it we will do vegas we will do all of vegas

旦那

i said i loved you that means i sit through isseus ok

thats what you do

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[synonymouswithdookie]

hell yes we are going to bend vegas over the table

and do vegas

ok ok that's legit. you're too good to me

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[sassymaru]

just for that im coming over with a nametag that says "vegas" ok

no im just stupidly infatuated with u

so

im here when you want

and need

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[synonymouswithdookie]

sure you be vegas that would save money on plane tickets

babe i love you you're the best

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[sassymaru]

but then we couldnt join mile high club

thats what boyfriends are for right?

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[synonymouswithdookie]

yeah we're not doing that anyway that's ridiculous

but yes that's what boyfriends are for

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[sassymaru]

but why its fun

yes it is

im home now if you want

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[synonymouswithdookie]

you and your weird sex

yes yes that sounds rad

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[sassymaru]

its not so bad its just a little bumpy

should i come over

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[synonymouswithdookie]

just i just just fffffffff

yes plz

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[sassymaru]

be there soon ok?

<3

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[synonymouswithdookie]

OK door's unlocked if i'm passed out on the couch when you get here just punch me until i wake up <3

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[sassymaru]

no if youre asleep youre staying asleep ok

be right there

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[synonymouswithdookie]

but i wanna see yooooooooooooooooou

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[sassymaru]

you will

when you wake up

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[synonymouswithdookie]

fiiiiiiiine

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[sassymaru]

good

driving now be there soon

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[synonymouswithdookie]

>font face=courier>OK SEE U

[sassymaru]

[BE RIGHT THERE O INVALID BOYFRIEND.]