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[synonymouswithdookie]

You've reached Ray's phone. Good for you. Clearly I haven't answered said phone, so you're just going to have to leave a message. Suck it up, princess.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

yeah we're not doing that anyway that's ridiculous

but yes that's what boyfriends are for

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[sassymaru]

but why its fun

yes it is

im home now if you want

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[synonymouswithdookie]

you and your weird sex

yes yes that sounds rad

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[sassymaru]

its not so bad its just a little bumpy

should i come over

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[synonymouswithdookie]

just i just just fffffffff

yes plz

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[sassymaru]

be there soon ok?

<3

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[synonymouswithdookie]

OK door's unlocked if i'm passed out on the couch when you get here just punch me until i wake up <3

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[sassymaru]

no if youre asleep youre staying asleep ok

be right there

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[synonymouswithdookie]

but i wanna see yooooooooooooooooou

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[sassymaru]

you will

when you wake up

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[synonymouswithdookie]

fiiiiiiiine

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[sassymaru]

good

driving now be there soon

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[synonymouswithdookie]

>font face=courier>OK SEE U

[sassymaru]

[BE RIGHT THERE O INVALID BOYFRIEND.]

[synonymouswithdookie]

[he's so invalid that I fucked up my HTML FUCK.

door's unlocked, Ray's half asleep on the couch with a cat sleeping on him, life's good]

[sassymaru]

[shh no it's okay.]

[He's going to let himself in quietly. And sit on the other end of the couch with him.]

[Hello cat.]

[synonymouswithdookie]

[kitty is excited YAY NEW PERSON. He crushes Ray's nuts on his way over to investigate Yuji. Bad kitty. WELL Ray's fully awake now]

Aaugggg God dammit Cookie Monster!

[Ffff ffff no poor nuts]

[sassymaru]

[WHOOPS THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.]

Sorry! It... I think that was my fault.

[synonymouswithdookie]

No. Don't worry about it. It's a cat thing. It's like they know exactly where to step to cause the most pain. Always genitals. Always.

[Ray shoos the dumbass cat away and just flops all over Yuji like some kind of demented lap dog]

[sassymaru]

And you're shooing it onto me. How thoughtful.

[Nah he's fine with this. It's kind of cute. In a... not-really-a-dog way.]

Go back to sleep, if you need to.

[synonymouswithdookie]

[gee what's the matter you got a problem with dogs can't imagine why]

I might. But like, I'm awake now. Mostly.

[sassymaru]

[We're not going to talk about dogs okay.]

Well... rest up, either way. I'll look after you in the meantime.

[synonymouswithdookie]

[lets get a puppy, we'll name it after you.

You Jr.]

Trust me, all I'm good for anymore is resting.

[sassymaru]

[That's a terrible idea.]

Good. That's all you need to be worrying about right now anyway.

[synonymouswithdookie]

[no it's amazing]

No, I have a shitload to worry about. I'm a worrier. It's what I do. I've been trying not to think about things. Like, one of my employees came at me all 'hey, wanna open a new coffee shop I randomly have a bajillion dollars' and I was like 'Jesus Christ dude'. So apparently I'm going to co-own a joint now? but all I can think about is what happened to the last place and now I'm rambling about weird bullshit that probably doesn't make sense outside of my own weird brain.