[IC CONTACT]

[synonymouswithdookie]

You've reached Ray's phone. Good for you. Clearly I haven't answered said phone, so you're just going to have to leave a message. Suck it up, princess.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

[no it's amazing]

No, I have a shitload to worry about. I'm a worrier. It's what I do. I've been trying not to think about things. Like, one of my employees came at me all 'hey, wanna open a new coffee shop I randomly have a bajillion dollars' and I was like 'Jesus Christ dude'. So apparently I'm going to co-own a joint now? but all I can think about is what happened to the last place and now I'm rambling about weird bullshit that probably doesn't make sense outside of my own weird brain.

[sassymaru]

He... how did he get that sort of money?

[What the hell kind of friends do you have, baby.]

No, you're welcome to ramble. I said I would listen, didn't I?

[synonymouswithdookie]

Something about an echo and a fucking gold ingot or something? I was kind of pumped up on pain killers at the time.

[Well it was half true anyway. Plus echos explain everything these days right? RIGHT?]

Yeah, I guess you did.

[you're also being a pillow yuji you are the best multitasker]

[sassymaru]

A gold ingot...? How on Earth is he going to clear that?

[Because sudden surplus of cash is going to perk someone's interest. Probably IRS.]

So... if you want to keep going... you're welcome to.

[That's fine, he'll play with Ray's hair then.]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Uh. Magic?

[oooooor some kind of fraud i mean they're both the same thing]

Oh I plan to. Unless the cat steps on my nuts again or something.

[sassymaru]

Magic. Right. Just... be careful, please.

[He worries about you asshole.]

Good. Do that. Then rest.

[synonymouswithdookie]

I'm always careful. I'm super careful.

I mean I can't back that up, but I like to pretend it's true.

[sassymaru]

I'll pretend with you, for the duration of this conversation.

[aka: humoring you.]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Hell yes, imagination.

Oh, and remind me to call my mom back. She texted me like nine million times while I was in the hospital.

[sassymaru]

Of course. I will as soon as you're awake again.

[More hair pets are go.]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Mmmff.

[Ray WAS going to try to think up more things to bitch about but you know what hair pets are nice. just watch the antennae. or fuck with them Ray is beyond the point of caring.]

[sassymaru]

[No he'll avoid them.]

Just rest for now.