[IC CONTACT]

[synonymouswithdookie]

You've reached Ray's phone. Good for you. Clearly I haven't answered said phone, so you're just going to have to leave a message. Suck it up, princess.

Comments

text;

[sassymaru]

when you feel up to it we will do vegas we will do all of vegas

旦那

i said i loved you that means i sit through isseus ok

thats what you do

text;

[synonymouswithdookie]

hell yes we are going to bend vegas over the table

and do vegas

ok ok that's legit. you're too good to me

text;

[sassymaru]

just for that im coming over with a nametag that says "vegas" ok

no im just stupidly infatuated with u

so

im here when you want

and need

text;

[synonymouswithdookie]

sure you be vegas that would save money on plane tickets

babe i love you you're the best

text;

[sassymaru]

but then we couldnt join mile high club

thats what boyfriends are for right?

text;

[synonymouswithdookie]

yeah we're not doing that anyway that's ridiculous

but yes that's what boyfriends are for

text;

[sassymaru]

but why its fun

yes it is

im home now if you want

text;

[synonymouswithdookie]

you and your weird sex

yes yes that sounds rad

text;

[sassymaru]

its not so bad its just a little bumpy

should i come over

text;

[synonymouswithdookie]

just i just just fffffffff

yes plz

text;

[sassymaru]

be there soon ok?

<3

Re: text;

[synonymouswithdookie]

OK door's unlocked if i'm passed out on the couch when you get here just punch me until i wake up <3

text;

[sassymaru]

no if youre asleep youre staying asleep ok

be right there

text;

[synonymouswithdookie]

but i wanna see yooooooooooooooooou

text;

[sassymaru]

you will

when you wake up

text;

[synonymouswithdookie]

fiiiiiiiine

text;

[sassymaru]

good

driving now be there soon

text;

[synonymouswithdookie]

>font face=courier>OK SEE U

[sassymaru]

[BE RIGHT THERE O INVALID BOYFRIEND.]

[synonymouswithdookie]

[he's so invalid that I fucked up my HTML FUCK.

door's unlocked, Ray's half asleep on the couch with a cat sleeping on him, life's good]

[sassymaru]

[shh no it's okay.]

[He's going to let himself in quietly. And sit on the other end of the couch with him.]

[Hello cat.]

[synonymouswithdookie]

[kitty is excited YAY NEW PERSON. He crushes Ray's nuts on his way over to investigate Yuji. Bad kitty. WELL Ray's fully awake now]

Aaugggg God dammit Cookie Monster!

[Ffff ffff no poor nuts]

[sassymaru]

[WHOOPS THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.]

Sorry! It... I think that was my fault.

[synonymouswithdookie]

No. Don't worry about it. It's a cat thing. It's like they know exactly where to step to cause the most pain. Always genitals. Always.

[Ray shoos the dumbass cat away and just flops all over Yuji like some kind of demented lap dog]

[sassymaru]

And you're shooing it onto me. How thoughtful.

[Nah he's fine with this. It's kind of cute. In a... not-really-a-dog way.]

Go back to sleep, if you need to.